"Kirkhamcision"
The act of being BITTEN while visiting the Kirkham shop in Provo, Utah. A partial "Kirkhamcision" results from a complete tour. For a full "Kirkhamcision" you must take a trip up Squaw Peak.
WARNING: There is no known cure. Further rides only give temporary relief...
Hersh,
Been thinking about your proposal...give me a ring. I think it will work.
David
