How to identify where a driver is from...
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>One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: NEWCASTLE.
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>One hand on wheel, middle finger out window: ALBURY.
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>One hand on wheel, middle finger out window, cutting across all lanes of
>traffic, : BRISBANE.
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>One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator:
>CANBERRA.
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>One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling
>cell
>phone, brick on accelerator: MELBOURNE.
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>Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror:
>ADELAIDE, but driving in SYDNEY.
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>One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell
>phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel
>while stuck in traffic: SYDNEY.
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>One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet
>being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag
>out
>the window: DARWIN.
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>Both hands wrapped around 5-paper joint, bong on accelerator, steering
>wheel
>"going with the flow, man": NIMBIN or BYRON BAY.
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>Four-wheel drive ute, shotgun mounted in rear window, two dogs in the tray,
>empty rum bottles on floor, roo tails attached to antenna: GYMPIE.
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>Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield,
>driving
>50 km per hour on the Pacific Highway in the left lane, with the left
>blinker on: GOLD COAST or SUNSHINE COAST.
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>One hand on the wheel, the other on his sister: HOBART.
