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What constitutes a snob?
With a few carefully selected replacements inserted into HighPlains original thread we can debate the meaning of snob.
High Pockets for HighPlainsDrifter (no need to pick on him)
Leggy blond with a short skirt for the Porsche (very similar we all want one)
Large Johnson Rod for the Cobra (no need to explain)
Now we revisit the original thread with a few substitutions.
High Pockets is cruising the isle of his favorite supermarket when he spots the leggy blond strolling down the isle. High Pockets weaves his way through the crowd until he is side by side with leggy. Seeking to impress leggy High Pockets unzips his Levis and produces his impressive Johnson. Leggy is not impressed and moves on to the check out counter (she may have better at home) only to be followed by High Pockets.
High Pockets takes up a position directly behind leggy and begins to admire the shape. Leggy bends over slightly to pick up her checkbook revealing a bit more leg (blipping the throttle in High Pockets mind). High Pockets, with Johnson in hand is dreaming of a close encounter and jacks himself into full alert. Leggy bends way over to retrieve the last item in her cart (she’s ready in High Pockets mind). High Pockets suddenly lunges forward in full anticipation. In his haste he nearly succeeds in a rear collision with an unwanted entry. Leggy realizes his intent and coolly walks to her car ignoring the now sideways High Pockets. Is leggy a snob?
Randy
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Sold the Unique - Bought a Porsche TT - Sold the TT - Bought a truck
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