Now Walter, you must learn to share the burden. Everyone knows that Bish is our weather curse, he's the "Old Faithful" of congering foul weather. That's enough of a burden for any one man. And Rich, well, look at his pitiful excuse, a mere variation on yours. Obviously he followed the tone you set. Personally, I think you should take this honor in stride. Since you're obviously bailing on us, we'll at least have "pullin' a Wally" as a perpetual monument of sorts to your one time presence. Notice that I refrained from converting it to the "memorial pullin' a Wally". Most people would be happy with that!!
As for your pathetic paranoia about "Slab Envy" I'm reminded of a procedure we had in the Military. Take your T.S. card to the Chaplain to have it punched!
Besides, remember, I've never seen you and your car in the same place. I still don't believe it's yours.
