[KobraKarl]

Two families move from Iraq to America. When they arrive, the
fathers make each other a bet -- in a year's time, whichever family has
become more American will win.

A year later when they meet again the first guy says, "My
son's playing baseball, I had McDonald's for breakfast and I'm on my way to
pick up a case of Bud for tonight. How about you?"






The second guy says, "phuck you, towel-head!