Mike W,
If you want to win this game, there is no substitute for knowing the rules. Go here and print it out. Leave it in your "throne room"
Read it when doing you business.
http://www.bob2000.com/carb.htm
I have a certain book in mind for you to get. I'm just trying to get a direct link to a picture of it So you can go to your local Barnes and Noble, buy it and install it in your biffy.
Steven
here it is.
Here is a link to where I found it.
http://www.holley.com/