Turk,
After the countless hours of detailing, sure I'll take the Porsche as trade. I can't believe that one guy could consume and drop so many Fritos in such a nice car. The after shave smell is finally starting to air out (thanks to Fabreze) and I removed the dingle balls from the roll bar. NOW it looks as a cobra should! I'm still mystified how you wired the multi chimed horns. It must be a California thing?