See what happens,
I mention "tight end" and Evan replies with "the Mona Lisa has tits" remark. Soooo Evan, things pretty lean there in Jersey, maybe the misses has been out of town? remember the statement that I made about the REAL reason you didn't attend the last Spring Fling? No, well how about you were "protecting" the misses from meeting REAL Gasholes and finding out the REAL story.
You're spending way too much time under the sink and drinking from those lead pipes. We're here for you Evan, we understand, REALLY, now let's see a picture of what the REAL Mrs. Evan Harris looks like! You owe it to your friends!!
The mental image of you with the cup as a chin guard still has me rolling!
