Dear Santa:
Please bring me the following for Christmas and I promise to be extra good:
1 set of Kumho Victoracer tires and wheels. Preferably new and with matching chrome valve stems
1 Halon fire suppressions system or at least a Nomex blanket to snuff out any unforeseen fires
One bumper sticker that says "my wife drives a BMW so German cars are for girls" so the Poarch drivers will not be too upset when a FPSB toy car with a Soccar mom motor blows past them down the straights.
How about some driving lessions so I can handle the car with the new zoom zoom tires.
Oh yeah just in case I get smoked (Pun intended) by the power steering, power seat, Air-conditioned, Blaupunked and fuel injected wunderKars how about some hot sauce for the Crow I will be eating while everyone else gets to eat hot wings with Johan's personal Hooters girl staff.
PS Santa don't mind the grease on the Cookies as I had to spend Christmas Eve cleaning up the underside of my car where I spilled a little
oil at the last Willis Not-Race.