Antony - good to see another Brit around here. We need to help our American cousins with their spelling and grammar, they do tend to mangle the mother tongue somewhat (and watch out for Flyin' Freddie - he's the ring leader)
What Cobra are you running, or wanting?
Clois - "peeps" : from a Brit comedian (Harry Enfield) who created a Greek comedy character. Was his word for "people". Also known for addressing mixed-sex groups as "Ladies and Genitalmen". You probably had to be there.....
And you are wrong about the Gasholes - I can personally vouch for the fact that they are, indeed, all a$$holes. Thank goodness, I fit right in.
Wilf