[BlueRooster]

This has been bugging me for a while now. More than a handful of people ask me this question with no integrity in their voice, so this is what I do.

Hey, how much you pay for this?
OH, You thinkin of buyin one?
NO, I just wanted to know how much you paid.
Well let me ask you, How much do you make?
Huh?
How much do you make... in a year?
. this is the turning point.
Depending on how the poor bastard answers you, depends on how you will answer him. I have had this conversation about 6 times now and it works every time. It always ends like this.
If you save enough over the next 4 years, you should be able to afford it. I'll sell you mine for(insert your selling price).

When you get nosy about his income, esp' in front of other people, watch him squirm.....it's funny.