[CobraDan]

Joe and Bill were sitting in a bar, and Joe was looking really down in the dumps.
Whats the matter? Bill asked.
I dont get it, Joe sighed. The dating scene is so confusing. There are so many damned people you have to please. Like this one woman, she liked me, her mom liked me, but her father hated me.
Then there was this other woman, both of her parents really liked me, but SHE didnt like me.
"And then there was this woman I met last night. She absolutely loved me, her parents seemed to really like me too, but her husband could'nt stand me!