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I'm greatly disturbed to see that Jamo and Turk were exchanging posts on New Years Eve...you guys are my "party hearty" role models...now you're just a couple of nerds who play with computers when you should've been out raising hell! Clearly, however, Jamo, at least you had been drinking, because everyone (and I mean EVERYONE) knows you have a rear end! Turk, I have a much better POS than you. It's my 1989 Trooper II--the car I park at the bus stop for the bus from Novato to the Financial District. Stats: 0-60 time--17 seconds. Skidpad--.3 gs, if the tires are new. Paint: Multi-hued clearcoat failure bronze. Interior: Kragen's finest seat covers. (They're really cool...when you buy them they're tan, but exposure to uv light turns them purple in less than six months.) Pat, I like you even more than before! That's frightening, isn't it.
I need to get back into private practice soon so I can put enough bucks together to buy one of David's cars...who knows how LOW the price might be by then.
Well, back to my knitting.
TT
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