[CobraDan]

Two cars were waiting at a stoplight. The light turned green, but the
man didn't notice it. A woman in the car behind him is watching
traffic pass around them. The woman begins pounding on her steering
wheel and yelling at the man to move. The man doesn't move.

The woman is going ballistic inside her car, ranting and raving at the
man, pounding on her steering wheel and dash. The light turns yellow
and the woman begins to blow the car horn, flips him off, and screams
profanity and curses at the man.

The man, looks up, sees the yellow light and accelerates through the
intersection just as the light turns red.

The woman is beside herself, screaming in frustration as she misses
her chance to get through the intersection. As she is still in mid-
rant she hears a tap on her window and looks up into the barrel of a
gun held by a very serious looking policeman.

The policeman tells her to shut off her car while keeping both hands
in sight. She complies, speechless at what is happening. After she
shuts off the engine, the policeman orders her to exit her car with
her hands up. She gets out of the car and he orders her to turn and
place her hands on her car then handcuffs her and takes her to the
police station where she is fingerprinted, photographed, searched,
booked and placed in a cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approaches the cell and opens the
door for her. She is escorted back to the booking desk where the
original officer is waiting with her personal effects and says, "I'm
really sorry for this mistake. But you see, I pulled up behind your
car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in front
of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the "Choose Life"
license plate holder, the "What Would Jesus Do" bumper sticker,
the "Follow Me to Sunday School" bumper sticker, and the chrome
plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.
Naturally I assumed you had stolen the car."