[brainsboy]

Scott J,

Maybe this helps,

MY wife wears a size 14 bongo pants. She came to me one day and said she bought a size 8 bongo pants because they were on sale, last pair. Of course she buys at them at 10% off and puts them on a 15% credit card, but I didnt want to start an argument.
I said to her its too small!!!, it wont fit. She said no no no trust me it will fit. Trying to keep a happy marriage I didnt want to argue with her, and said great, hope you like them.
She then ask me to go outside with her, which I did because Im a good husband. She then asked me to hold open her new bongo size 8 pants, which I also did. Then she proceeded to climb up a ladder to the top of our house. The next thing I knew she jumped off roof and dove into the size 8 pants. Now that she actualy had the pants on, I looked at her and saw that the butt was now ripped wide open and all the stiches were 1/2 busted. It reminded me of the HULK, because he to could go from 110lbs to 320lbs and still wear the same pants. Anyhow my wife zipped up her pants and with a pissed off look in her face because she knew I was wrong and she was right said

Well...still say it doesn't fit?