The boys were just finishing up late nite bowling when someone suggests a little bar crawling. One of them says oh no it's late
and my wife would kill me. If I drive slowly down my street and turn the car off and coast into the driveway then open the front door very quietly. Up the stairs being careful to miss step number 7 and 11 cause they squeak. Into the bathroom and piss around the edge of the toilet,then I tiptoe into the bedroom and slide into bed. If I'm really
lucky she won't wake up and holler at me. His buddy replies,man you've got it all wrong. I speed down my street slam on the brakes, screech to a halt, and bump into the garage door. Then I open the front door and slam it,and pound up the steps. Into the bathroom and piss right in the middle of the bowl. I barge into the bedroom and yell, anybody around here want to get laid? I never hear a word!!!
