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Old 01-22-2004, 09:24 PM
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Default REDNECK HUNTERS, "FROM CANADA"

A couple of redneck hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other redneck starts to panic, then whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

He frantically blurts out to the operator,
"O my gawd! Help! My friend just died. He's Dead! What can I do?"
The operator, trying to calm him says,
"Take it easy. I can help. Just listen to me and follow my
instructions.
First, lets make sure he's dead." There's a short pause, and then the operator hears a loud gun shot!!!
The redneck comes back on the line and says,
"OK, now what?"
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