[Bluesman]

After living through a nasty divorce, Mike finds himself going through an identity crisis. As he walks alone along the shoreline of the beach, he spies an old lamp in the sand.
He picks it up and brushes off the sand. Pooof! Yea, that's right,
a genie comes out of the lamp. The genie grants Mike three wishes but explains that everything he wishes for, his ex-wife
will receive double of the granted wish.
So.. Mike asks the genie for a nice Victorian Mansion off the main street in Atlanta, Georgia. Bingo! Mike now has a beautiful home in the good ol' south. However, his ex-wife now owns two houses identical to his only they are across the street.
The genie requests that Mike make his second wish. He does.
He wants an original 1966, 427 Shelby Cobra in the garage. Sure enough, his wish is granted. However, his ex-wife has two original
427 Cobras in her garages.
Now the genie asks Mike to make his one last wish......
Mike thinks for a few moments and then looks up at the genie and says, "Genie.... beat me half-to-death".