[John McMahon]

Roscoe,

I will agree with you regarding your Pocono statements....with the exception that the track is not run quite as well as the Glen nor is it maintained as well. But yes, it is a good place for a newbie to start, ask Klayfish!

Now for newbies at the Glen...I was one. I cut my teeth there in 1997 in my Unique. I had just replaced the 390 with the 428 literally the night before we left for the track. The car performed well, but the driver needed more seat time!

My first instructor was Bill Connelly from Upstate Super Replicars (Daytonas). He took the time to show me how to drive the Glen...THE RIGHT WAY!

Was I nervous? Can you spell Depends?
Was I slow? Can you say Molasses?
Did I have a ball?

HELL YES!!!!!

So go be with Ruth Buzzi and enjoy a lackluster screw....plenty of newbies have whipped out ther tiny peckers to show Miss Anderson...sometimes she'll stroke you gently and other times she'll rip yer pecker out by the roots.

Either way, its always worthy of a good smoke afterwards.