[Dwight]

Subject: SEX



An elderly Irish woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive
her husband's sex drive.

"What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.

"Not a chance," says Mrs. Murphy. "He won't even take an aspirin for a
headache."

"No problem, replies the doctor. Drop it into his coffee, he won't even
taste it. Try it and then call me in a week to let me know how things
went."


A week later, Mrs. Murphy calls the doctor, and he inquires as to how
things went. "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah it was terrible, just
terrible, doctor."

"What happened?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee. The effect was
immediate. He jumped straight up, with a gleam in his eye and with his
pants bulging' fiercely!!!

He swept the cups and tablecloth off the table, at the same time ripping
my clothes off and then proceeded to make wild, mad, passionate love to
me on the tabletop!!! It was terrible!"
"What was terrible", asked the doctor. "Was the sex not good?"

"Oh, no doctor, the sex was great. In fact, it was the best sex I've had
in 25 years, but I'll never be able to show my face in Starbucks again"