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Three kids are in school...a Mexican, a White, and a Black...
The teacher tells them to make a sentence with liver and cheese.
White kid says:
"My mom made me a liver and cheese sandwich with all my favorite
ingredients and it was sooo delightful...Very generous of my mother I must
say"
Black kid says:
"My daddy told my momma to go get the Government cheese and she didn't, so
my daddy punched her in the liver..."
Mexican kid says:
"Some kids were trying to look under my sister's dress so I told the vatos
"Hey Cabron!! Liver alone, Cheese my Sister!!!"
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Shin Takei (Not related to Mr. SULU)
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