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Old 03-03-2004, 04:45 PM
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Talking The New Cobra

A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Cobra Roadster.
He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"This is great," he thought as he roared down I-75. He pushed the pedal to the metal even more.
Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.
"I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he tromped it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph.
Then 110, 120 mph. Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing."
He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch-up with him.
The trooper pulled in behind the Cobra and walked up to the man.
"Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 10 minutes, it's Friday and I have the weekend off.
If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran off with a Florida State trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back."
The trooper replied, "Sir, have a nice day.
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