I am thrilled for ya...totally deserved!
Things that you'll notice...
You'll admire brushed kitchen appliance ads in your wife's magazines.
You'll find yourself daydreaming on the toilet for extended periods.
You'll try different colored Windex bottles, Glass Plus and other assorted cleaners to see which works best.
Diapers...you'll appreciate old soft diapers.
Every now and then you'll come across the Sharpie signature of some Polish guy that did that particular panel...and smile to yourself.
You'll end up buying every color of Scotchbrite your store carries.
Welcome to the fine madness.
