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> >> > Paddy the famous Irishman is driving home after downing a few at
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> > >>the Local
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> > >> > pub. He turns a corner and much to his horror he sees a tree in
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> > >>the Middle of
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> > >> > the road. He swerves to avoid it and almost too late realizes
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> > >>that there is
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> > >> > yet another tree directly in his path. He swerves again and
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> > >>discovers that his
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> > >> > drive home has turned into a slalom course, causing him to veer
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> > >>from side to
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> > >> > side to avoid all the trees. Moments later he hears the sound of
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> > >>a police
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> > >> > siren and brings his car to a stop. The officer, approaches
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> > >>Paddy's car and
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> > >> > asks him what on earth he was doing. Paddy tells his story
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> > >>of the trees in
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> > >> > the road when the officer stops him mid sentence and says, "Fer
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> > >>Chris sakes,
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> > >> > Paddy, that's yer air freshener!"