Let's put this into perspective (and Turk will back me up on this).
Me (experienced autocrosser who hasn't been out there for almost two years)...Turbo Beetle automatic with super-hard 16" OEM tires.
Mike (friend of Turk's daughter...some autocrossing experience, but young and Australian, which ought to count for something)...second generation M3 equipped with 17" SO3s.
Me...best time: 1.25
Mike...best time: 1.23
Price to enter SCCA Autocross and not incur the wrath of cops: $25.00