OK, how bout this one?
We had a large tomato packing shed, with culls going up a shoot and dumping into a dump truck. Several times a day (and night), we would take the full dump truck down the road to a pig farm...pretty "ripe" tomatos in the 105+ heat. Had to drive through our one-stoplight town to get there.
One late night, my brother decided to dump an entire load right in the center of town at the intersection. Stunk for weeks, and pretty damn slippery no matter how much they tried to clean it up.
Thankfully, there were about 20 tomato sheds in the area owned by the Armenians and Japanese...sheriff deputies never did solve that case.
