Kinda reminds me of this little story:
This penguin takes his Cobra into the shop because it's leaking
oil. While it's being fixed, he goes across the street to have a dish of ice cream. Being a penguin, he can't use a spoon, so he just kinda sticks his beak in the dish and does the best he can but he ends up making a mess with the ice cream. When he's done, he goes back across the street to check on his Cobra.
The penguin says, "So, what's going on with my car?"
The mechanic says, "Well, it looks like you blew a seal."
The penguin says, "Naw, that's just ice cream. What's the matter with my car?"
Sorry, don't know what came over me...