..comes home one all drunk up as usual.....his wife calls from the top of the stairs.."Patty you're makin' enough noise to wake the dead!"
Patty replies "Woman, I'm tryin' to get a barrell 'o Guinness up the Stairs!"
She says "Ye damn fool, leave it for mornin'"
To which Patty replies " I can't, I've drunk it!!!!"
Erin go braless...