Tsk! Tsk! Mrs Flatchat.
Nuh..you got me all wrong... I really do look after my first wife. I do all the considerate things like make sure the mower starts really easy for her and make sure the whipper snipper's got heaps of the twine stuff.
You gotta understand that I've led a very sheltered childhood. So sheltered that I fathered two kids before I found out what caused em,
so you gotta spell these things out for me.
Now...explain this "take an attractive lady out for a spin" bit for me? What do I do with this attractive lady once she's in the seat?.
The last time I did something even remotely like that I had to marry the girl and that's what got me into this mess in the first place.
I think you're just trying to get me into trouble.... In fact I suspect you may even be really evil
Keep it up...My kinda girl
