[BMK]

A wife came home to find her husband in bed with a shapely blonde.

With super human strength borne of fury she drags him out of bed out the back door and down the yard to the back tool shed, she places his penis in a vice. She secures it tighly and removed the handle.

Next she picked up the hacksaw.

He was terrified and screamed

"Your not going to cut it off are you?"

The wife with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the hacksaw in his hand. and said,

"Nope, I'm going to set fire to the tool shed. You do what ever you have to do."