I just spoke with Gregg and he suggested we meet on the base. He told me we can all take turns on the mortar range and, if we're lucky, catch Sgt. Holcum in the watch tower.
He also offered to race Ed #1's Cobra with either A) a Hummer; B) an M1A1; C) his Vespa scooter. He said any of the above would win hands down vs. Ed #1's ride.
Finally he told me that we should all check the date very carefully on this post (EDIT: should have been 1am 4/1 doggone-it)!