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True storey: Went to get a soda. Came back and found a women sitting on the door of my car while her "friend" was taking a her picture!

I went balistic. I yelled " What the @!#$% are you doing? Does that look like a park bench? Get the @!#^% off my car!"

Another true storey.

I've found driving it is more enjoyable than protecting it from morons and snot nosed pimple faced skate boarding, bike riding little delinquents at shows. I've cut down on the times I go to cruise nights also because of the same BS.