Not Ranked
A man had his car towed to his mechanic. Mechanic asks "What's the matter with your car?"
Man: "I blew up the transmission."
Mech: "But its an AUTOMATIC ! ". How did you blow it up?"
Man: "I was sitting at a stop lite, when a young kid in some ricer car threw me some revs. Of course, being the competitive male that I am, I decided to race the little ricer.
When the lite turned green, I put the car into " L " for "Lunge", and sure enough I lunged ahead of him. A few seconds later, the ricer kid was catching up to me, so I put the car into " D " for "Drag-Race", and I pulled away from him again.
But then his little fart-can caught up to me again, so I put the car into " R " for "Race" and the damn thing exploded!"
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Edley, The Cobra Rogue!
"If you think that you can cut it, if you think you got the time, you'll only get just one chance, better get it right first time. 'Cause in this game you're playing, if you lose you got to pay, and if you make just one wrong move, you'll get BLOWN AWAY. Expect no mercy.
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