My idea of a car show:
My friend and I often drive our Cobras to the local Starbuck's.
We park our cars in the typical "defensive areas". It's kind of amusing to watch people check them out, but I digress......
You see, the real car show we come to see has nothing to do with our cars.
The store is in a strip mall. There are pull in spaces right in front, the access lane behind them, then a parking lot where the cars park 90 degrees to the pull in spots.
We sit outside sip our coffee, and let the show begin. With great regularity, sometime during our visit, some idiot backs out of the pull in space and..... you guessed it, smashes right into one of the cars parked behind them. It's Great entertainment.
Especially when the idiot doing the damage is the type of A$$hole you guys are so fond of. You know, the self rightous, clueless, imperious b!tch type who drives a 3 mile long sport utility with a pack of door swinge'n ice cream dribble'n whiny brats in tow.
"But what about the innocent guy that gets hit?" you ask.... We warn some people, while we just smile at others
Great fun.
God I LOVE Starbucks
