[Side Oil'r 69]

Just returned from the Wine store picking up a nice bottle of Pinot Noir for the Wifey.

After answering several questions about the car, What is it made of ? {Metal dugh!} How fast is it? Does it use a lot of gas??

I graciously answered all questions, but told the shop owner its primary use in nice neighbourhoods was testing the SENSITIVITY of EUROTRASH CAR ALARMS!! { Very wimpy cafe next to wine store.}

Where upon I fired the 570 HP stroker BEAST UP and zipped past the cafe only to set off multiple mercedes, porsche and aston martin {joke car} alarms off!! It sounded like an air raid.

Sheer Detroit bliss!!

Yours in COBRAS,

Michael

p.s. I hope none of those car owners spilled their drinks reaching for their keys.