HEY!!! I've got an idea: Check around and you might be able to find some college kid to drive the car there for ya! I mean, what the heck, they're all out for the summer looking for jobs. I'm sure you could find someone to drive it out to Ohio, hang around in the sun for a few days and drive it back.
Ah, just drive it!
Awright, awright, I'll go now...
Lowell