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Mr. Shelton, no one hurt you say? What about the trauma I suffered motoring through that typhoon on the trip back from Austin. My fragile psyche is still a shambles. The last thing I remembered was seeing you pull away from the hotel in your warm,dry,trailered rig with an obscene grin on your face. By the way,what was that odd one fingered wave you showed Dennis and me? Some kind of good luck gesture I assume. I also seem to recall you snickering about my Lucas wipers before I left. Of course they failed within 10 miles but fortunately they stuck on the fast on position. Unusual for a Lucas product as they normally croak altogether. It's OK because they work perfectly in dry weather. They only act up when it rains which is not too often.How hard did it rain you ask? At one point I looked out the side window and saw a trout swim past. Anyway I'm much better now but still freak whenever I see an umbrella.Your friend, Pete.
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