[jrussell]

Mr. Morris,
This is Bob, the truck driver! I tried to call yore house but the phone lins was busy. Yore car fell offen thew flat bed truck and got hit by a cow! Boy, she was a big 'un too, but we is bringin ya the remains & the left front wheel, which Bubba says he can fix up lik new iffen you got a big ball peen hammer he can borry!
Bob,
The Truck driver