How about tall, fat Southerners driving Camaros and alloys?
Don't you have a mudslide to avoid, a wildfire to run from, an earthquake to(whatever you do when and earthquake hits? pray?), or a riot to quell?
I thought I'd get the heat off if I bought a Chevy, guess I'll go back to the drawing board.
BTW, don't believe what they say about the water in Mexico. Drink at least 2 quarts a day.
Jim