[SFfiredog]

During the duration of this post, I have developed, fabricated, and tested a new computer controlled electro-hydro-pneumatic
valvetrain and distributorless ignition for the FE.
It all fits under the stock valve covers and runs off 2 AA batteries that last for 5 years. The timing events are infinitley variable and controlled via a single, tiny dash-mounted knob. Power levels are adjustable from 200 to 800 hp with a simple turn.
Gas milage has been increased to 45 mpg and it already has a California EO certification.
And to top it off the State of California has granted registration immunity and has waived the 500 car limit for any Cobra with this system.
The best news is due to out-sourcing and overseas production The price for this system is only $29.95. But wait, the first 50 buyers will have the oppertunity to puchase a 2nd system for only $19.95 and I'll even throw in a handy wire stripper just for calling.

Orders are filling fast, so call now 1 (800) 373-2666, that's 1 8-0-0
D-R-E-A-M-N-N
Offer void in months ending in the letters "h,y,e,l,t, or r"
or days ending in the letter "y"