[bomelia]

A wife asked her husband if it would be OK to spend money on a breast enlargement. Being as frugal as he was, he wasn't all that excited about the prospect. Then, he had an idea. "Honey, before we go to that expense, would you try something else to see if it will work?" "What is it?" she asked. "Take a small piece of toilet paper and rub it in small circles between your breasts for a month or so and see if that doesn't work" he said. "What? How could that possibly work?" she asked. He replied "Well, you've been doing that to your butt for years and look how big it got!"

Please, don't tell this to your wives...they never think it is a funny joke.

Mike