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Hell..we're in Memphis....645 frickin' miles away from you Bozos...and WE'RE already talkin' about it...! Richard asked me this past weekend at breakfast when the Austin meeting was....told him I thought it was the last weekend in March....but I seemed to have killed a few brain cells since then....!  Okay.....probably more than a few, right? 
Anyway...we're lookin' forward to it already and making' plans to be there. I like the additional day....look for us. We've acquired a new Margarita machine to complete the Memphis Mafia's road trip equipment collection...awwwwww, yeah...this thing is sweet! Add in some of Dougie's jambalaya, and like Ol' Jimmy says, "...You'll love to see us comin'.....but, you'll hate to see us go!"
At Charlotte, we installed the Margarita machine through the hotel window....all you had to do was walk up to the window between the bushes, and draw you one...! We had folks standing in line in the parking lot... Awwww, yeah...we got THIS figured out....! We have escalated parking lot parties to a new level...!
DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME....WE ARE TRAINED PROFESSIONALS! 
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