Ooopsy.. Gawd, you guys are cruel .. no wonder I suffer a giant inferiority complex.
Al, Wots this grooming bit?? Is that wot ya call it?
Nuh...my missus never had to search me for critters .. specially not around the " Banana " as you call it.
I'll have you know I've led a very sheltered childhood so I'll leave that pastime to you more worldly fellas.
Talkin about grooming and Bananas...In my day we used to call that sort of activity as " Living on the fruits of love".
Just don't throw the skins out the window..they choke the ducks.
