Nowwww...Listen here Uncle Pete
If you keep that sorta attitude going I know just the fella to come visit your place and ...
hang on ...lemme get this technically correct ..
He'll turn ya quiet little suburban bitumen street into a muti lane racetrack by melting the asphalt down to the tarmac or tarmack..depends where you were born.
Whew!!..... now...be a good fella or I'll personally come down and
tarmac and feather ya.....or is that asphalt and feather ya
well!!....I'll be tarmached.