Hey Dave!!!!! Mind if I send my heads in to KC by tossing them in the trunk of your car? (Ha!!)
Back on subject (at least the latest one....) I keep standing up and can't seem to figure out what happens to my lap. It's just one big "bulge" at all times, whether I'm sitting or standing. My wife is watching me and wondering what I'm doing. I told her to mind her own business......this is a "cobra thing".