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Very Phunnie--BUTT---there are some good reasons that the Pommies could never pull it off---1) they can't pronounce their own freakinn' language---(is it a REQUIREMENT that all Bwiddish Televison Commentators NOT be able to pronounce the "R" sound?) 2) Another reason is that the Brits would have to LOWER the taxes they impose on us to 1/15 what they are presently. 3) And--they drive on the wrong side of the road. 4) They drink EVERYTHING warm.
And....just so we Americans can feel better about ourselves---5) have ya seen their TV shows? 6) Read their "newspapers"? Yoiks and awa-a-a-ay! Short of that, they're just plain lovable....and 7) Bwiddish humour is definitely superior---aside from Python, there's also "Morons from Outer Space"----one of the great ones, believe me. Jimmy Nails alone is worth the rental fee. 8) AND (this just in!) they are apparently clamouring about the Cobra having some ancestgors in England--wonder if they mean the snake or the auto?
Well, keep on Lorrying!
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Freddie
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