[blykins]

A guy at church the other night was giving announcements about the sick.....

His actual annoucement was....

"Let's pray for so and so.....she's having trouble falling down"

So my first reaction was, "What....she's getting old now....she can't fall down like she used to?"

And at the moment I thought that, he realized what he had said, and tried to correct himself....

"I mean she's falling down more than she wants to..."

Which didn't make it any better.....so I turn to my fiance and say, "What....she was trying to cut down to 5 times a day, but she just can't get past 6?"