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Old 11-14-2004, 08:56 AM
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Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it is not so, her husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds". Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asks. "They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies. The wife stops. "Do your really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breast every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat, the husband says, "Worked on your a**, didn't it?"
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