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Old 12-03-2004, 05:40 PM
Badman Badman is offline
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Default Ten Reasons Why You Can't Drive a Cobra In the Winter

1. You don’t look cool driving a cobra wearing a parka, scarf, and gloves.
2. Tough to find good looking girls when they’re wearing a parka, scarf and gloves.
3. Impossible to make out with good-looking girls in a cobra when you’re both wearing parkas, scarves and gloves.
4. Cobras tend to over-steer\wander during a snowstorm at speeds in excess of 120 mph.
5. Heavy snowfall is detrimental zero to sixty times and severely deters quarter mile ETs
6. Can’t outrun guys driving rice burners.
7. Winter driving necessitates cobra top installation and cobra’s just don’t look cool with their tops’ up
8. Down shift from fourth to third during a snowstorm and hang on tight!!
9. Tough to burn rubber when driving on ice.
10. Winter gas is a ***** to burn.

Hurry up Spring!!!

Badman
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