And to piggyback on Tom's post, I'd like to get a pair of panties for my car, and maybe a garter belt for those "intimate" moments..
Just joking, Tom, but I know the bras are out there, I've seen them on cobras from time to time...one of our members here in Houston has a set of spats (would that be the garter belt I'm looking for?), to protect the front of his rear fender flares, an area that seems to get more chip damage than the front of the car, not counting the bottom of the
oil cooler scoop. You didn't list the body style of your car, but if it has the 427 S/C scoop, you WILL scrape it from time to time, and it will hit anything on the road more than a few inches high.
On the radiator bug/rock grill, maybe 1/4"x1/4" hardware cloth painted black and recessed back against (or near) the radiator. But people won't be able to see your purty radiator if you do that...
Let us know what you find and/or do.